Faut bien rire de temps en temps... 2006-2021

[LeJoker]

Message précédent :

Bah c'est bon comme ça. Tu as la blague sans le message commercial

Tu as raison de le préciser. J'avais oublié de parler de la blague.

J'ai ri. Mais d'une force.

[Charlus]

Comme on dit chez moi, "si t'attends trop de la vie, tu finis tout aigri !"

[LeJoker]

J'aime bien. Quand on n'aime pas ce que les autres apprécient, on est forcément atteint d'une pathologie.

[Charlus]

Implacable, tu avoueras !

[Messer]

désolé, je n'y avais pas fait attention

Le message : un appareil au top, téléobjectif lumineux, pour les aventuriers exigeants. Le tout avec la série d'images iconiques (sauf pour Xuu évidemment)
Pour revenir à la réalité du type avec le gros appareil et l'objectif à plein de €€ qui tente vainement de capter un pigeon et qui recule face à un chat.

expliquée, c'est moins bien, mais je me sentais obligé

[nexus4]

C'est parce que tu la racontes mal !

[LeJoker]

Ce que je ne comprends pas, c'est le but de la pub et l'identité du commanditaire. C'est une pub pour quoi, faite pour quelle entreprise ?

[kortex]

Moi j'aime bien la tronche du greffier

[Thometymal]

[Brian Addav]

[kortex]

excellente cette vidéo ... et tellement vraie !!!

[nexus4]

[nexus4]

c'est idiot

[Morti]

J'adore...

[Morti]

Je ne résiste pas...et dire que ça existe... (désolé pour les non-anglophones...)

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:

1. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."

2. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."

3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."

5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."

6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."

7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."

8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."

9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."

10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."

14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."

15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."

16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."

17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."

19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

BE AWARE ...

THEY WALK AMONG US and THEY VOTE!

[Messer]

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

Celle-ci me plait énormément.

[Olaf Le Bou]

Je ne résiste pas...et dire que ça existe... (désolé pour les non-anglophones...)

14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."

celle-ci est un petit chef d'œuvre



(mais doit y avoir des fake là-dedans, c'est pas possible autrement )

[Charlus]

Oui, ça ressemble à de la comm...

[Messer]

un astronaute dans une démonstration sur la gravité :

astronaut-problems-63869.gif (1.8 Mio) Vu 720 fois

[ET]

Hier, journal télévisé de France 2,
sujet sur la vidéo-surveillance à Nogent,
le journaliste qui annonce que les caméras peuvent voir sur 365°

[kortex]

Hier, journal télévisé de France 2,
sujet sur la vidéo-surveillance à Nogent,
le journaliste qui annonce que les caméras peuvent voir sur 365°

bein dès qu'elles peuvent faire un 360 plus rien ne les arrête